1. 10:32 24th Apr 2014

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    crescentrax:


"Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Well, they’re not wrong…

    crescentrax:

    "Should I have a baby after 35?" - "No, 35 children is enough." I LAUGHED SO HARD.

    Well, they’re not wrong

    (Source: buriedalivebylovexxx)

     
  2. 10:31

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    the-real-shinji-ikari:


thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

    the-real-shinji-ikari:

    thenimbus:

    deansguilt:

    my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

    Genius torture

    My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

    (Source: deansguilt)

     
  3. 10:31

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    relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

    relahvant:

    asktheteamofscientists:

    hobgoblinhero:

    danadies:

    yes-master-thank-you-master:

    The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

    Jizz and jet

    shoot and scoot

    blow your load and hit the road

    bust ya nut and off ya strut

     
  4. 10:31

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    secretlifeofamovieproducer:

    ken’s got game

    (Source: disneygifs)

     
  5. 10:31

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    (Source: orangeskins)

     
  6. 10:31

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    tessaohhh:

    hazelsgracer:

    Get to know me meme[1/4] Favorite male characters → Tobias Eaton

    “My name is Four. Call me ‘Stiff’ again and you and I will have a problem.” 

    he is so hot i cant even

     
  7. 10:30

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    (Source: ellendegeneres)

     
  8. 10:30

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    emmacadavra:

    I will always reblog this. It’s fascinating and terrifying at the same time.

    (Source: devoureth)

     
  9. 10:30

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    stunningpicture:

Tom Hanks enjoying one of life’s simple pleasures.

    stunningpicture:

    Tom Hanks enjoying one of life’s simple pleasures.

     
  10. 10:30

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    The hardest period in life is one’s twenties. It’s a shame because you’re your most gorgeous, and you’re physically in peak condition. But it’s actually when you’re most insecure and full of self-doubt. When you don’t know what’s going to happen, it’s frightening.
    — Helen Mirren, quoted in Esquire’s “What I’ve Learned” (via rosegoldthoughts)

    (Source: wordsthat-speak)

     
  11. 10:29

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    lxxxve:

It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.

    lxxxve:

    It’s almost as if it’s not his kid but it’s his suitcase so he keeps going.

    (Source: cineraria)

     
  12. 10:29

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